April 19, 2010

Goldman Sachs Fraud Twitter Commentary Compilation

By popular request my Goldman Sachs Twitter commentary compiled… 

I love Goldman Sachs (but please don’t tell my other friends, they think I hate them)

      I am just trying to drive the price of Goldman stock down so I can make a killing on the short

  


Hope to see a video of Warren Buffett pouring a cherry Coke over Lloyd Blankfein’s head

        


SEC only filed the fraud lawsuit when settlement talks broke down. At the 11th hour they refused to change the company name to Goldman Sucks

        


Five months from now, when Goldman Sachs comes in fourth in the US Open, it’ll be like none of this ever happened. All will be forgiven

        


Goldman Sachs 1st commercial. Blankfein alone in office; ghosts of Goldman &Sachs scream: “Why are you so stupid? How could you get caught?”

        


Goldman Sachs just unlocked the Blame John Paulson badge on @foursquare

      If I were Lloyd Blankfein’s agent, I’d be telling him to tryout for the next Celebrity Apprentice

        


The Feds should pull a Joe Kennedy on Goldman and make Blankfein the head of the eventual Derivatives Regulatory Agency

  


Bernie Madoff overheard telling his cell mates that they’re going to like the Goldman guys

If Goldman Sachs is a supreme being, why didn’t it time the volcano eruption better so it would overshadow the lawsuit news?

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