January 23, 2010

West Side Football Story: Jets vs. Colts

Where we re-imagine West Side Story as the conflict between the New York Jets and the Indianapolis Colts

Oh, when the Jets fall in at the football dance,

We’ll be the sweetest dressin Gang in pants!

And when the chicks dig us in our Gang Green ties,

They’re gonna flip, gonna flop, gonna drop like flies!

The Jets are in gear,

Our cylinders are clickin’!

The Colts’ll steer clear

‘Cause ev’ry Indianan’s a lousy chicken!

Here come the Jets:

Little city, step aside!

Better go back to Baltimore,

Better run, better hide!

Here come the Jets,

Yeah! And we’re gonna beat

Ev’ry last buggin’ Colt

In the whole buggin’ stadium!

When you’re a Jet, You stay a Jet!

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