January 17, 2010

What if The Wire did a Crossover with Mad Men? Sheeit!

McNulty would have an affair with Betty Draper

Sal and Omar would become lovers

Bubbles and Peggy Olson would be a couple

CJ and Kima would be a couple

Don Draper would be having an affair with one of the Russian prostitutes found in the shipping container in The Wire season 2

Peggy Olson and Pete Campbell’s son turns out to be Tommy Carcetti the guy that became the white mayor of Baltimore and then the governor

Conrad Hilton turns out to be the guy that buys Stringer Bell’s condo complex to turn into a hotel. They ask the new Mad Men agency to do the ads for it.

Joanie’s niece is the political consultant that the mayor and McNulty have a fling with

Pete Campbell hires Clay Davis to work in the new agency on the minorities business. Every time something goes wrong, Clay says “Shhheeeit!” and it becomes the rallying cry of the new agency.

What do you think?

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